flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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baby's first words
  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

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joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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United Nations officials described the killing of sleeping children as a disgrace to the world and accused Israel of a serious violation of international law after a school in Gaza being used to shelter Palestinian families was shelled on Wednesday. 
(via guardian)